As you know, the Defense of Marriage Act finally fell, having been struck down by the Supreme Court and relegated to the heap of shitty things that never should have existed in the first place.
For bigots, this means that an army of hairy men in assless leather chaps are coming to devour their succulent mullet-spawn. For all else, it means that the United States is one step closer to living up it’s self-evident but expressly stated ideal: all Americans are created equal, and that they are endowed with certain unalienable Rights — Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. For LGBT Federal employees, it also provides for deserved–but long denied–benefits.