Here’s quick math quiz for you Moose-folk: Cindy has 25 cookies, the government confiscates 21 of the to redistribute to the poor to win votes for reelection, how many more votes will the government thieves get? If Cindy “donates” 6 cookies to a election campaign, how many votes will Cindy get to give her a tax break?
Give up? Well, you’re in luck, because Fox Business host Eric Bolling is here to infrom us all of President Obama and the evil teacher’s unions’ sinister plot for “‘pushing the liberal agenda’ for teaching an algebra lesson about the distributive property”. Yes, we need to beware of the evils of the “distributive property of multiplication”- as opposed to, I guess, the “christian capitalist property of multiplication”.
Don’t even get me started on the outrage of dividing a sum.
Bolling and his co-hosts, who apparently are all fans of early 90’s alternative/folk rock band Crash Test Dummies, spent several minutes commiserating on the indoctrination that their children (and all God-fearing children, really) face in public school- such as the history books publishing semi-treasonous textbooks “saying George Bush went in there because he heard there were weapons of mass destruction and they were never found”. Or that climate change has a basis in science.
Co-host Greg Gutfield, whose head did not explode from a cognitive dissonance-induced aneurysm, also noted that “I think the only way leftism can survive is through indoctrination because its number one adversary is reality.”
Presumably, President Obama and the teachers unions were unable for comment, as they were preparing for the next wave of their insidious campaign to undermine America’s youth- unleashing radicals onto an unwitting public!