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Dear Orly

Dear Ms. Orly Taitz,

I am Barrister Lee H. Fogiv  a member of Kenya Bar Association (KBA).Your contact reached me through the World PUMA Encyclopaedia.Hence,I made up my mind to introduce this business to you in confidence for the mutual benefit of both of us.

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The sum of USD48M (Forty eight Million United States) and a Certificate of Live burf for Muslin babby with name Barrie Hussien O’Bama was lodged into one of the leading private Bank here in the Country by the late Head of State (E.A. Presley) this money was lodged in security vaults / boxes.

[Orginally published Mon Aug 10, 2009 at 14:39:22 PM PDT]

The money was originally meant to be used for his political campaign.Because I was good at family Attorney as such he confided in me with the relevant document papers relating to this Bank before he died of cardiac arrestting.

As a matter of fact, I have adequately agreed with some of the key officers of the private Bank to negotiate with you a trustworthy person to provide an account where this money and proof of borning for antichrist could be transferred to your country through your Bank account, because we cannot claim the money here in Kenya.

We have concluded all arrangement with an offshore Security Company to move this money and documant through diplomatic means to a country where it could be directly transferred to your nominated account to ensure absolute safety and risk-free transfer of the money and dokument. After a successful transfer, 20% will be for you for your assistance, 5% for eye-liner and Aquanet, and 75% for us.

You are required to send by e-mail immediately your Telephone and Fax numbers and Bank particulars where this money will be lodged and your personal contact address.

Once you notify me your willingness by sending the above requirement.This transaction will be concluded within 10 (ten)working days.I will be waiting urgent reply from you.

You can reach me on my private Telephone No: 234-80-33055024 or my alternative E-mail: loudobbs@cnn.com

Best regards,

Barrister Lee H. Fogiv {esq.}


21 comments

  1. NavyBlueWife

    My husband calls her Ornery Taints, AKA, unpleasant perineums.  Yeah, we’re Gross like that.  ðŸ˜‰

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  2. Hollede

    but for some reason this made me snort a carrot out of my nose;~J

    Remember that crazy MSNBC interview with Orly Taitz? This cartoon from Salon.com’s Scott Bateman caught my attention. Keep an eye on Tamaran Hall on the right.  

    Heh.

  3. sricki

    but this line right here is priceless:

    As a matter of fact, I have adequately agreed with some of the key officers of the private Bank to negotiate with you a trustworthy person to provide an account where this money and proof of borning for antichrist could be transferred to your country through your Bank account,

    “Borning for antichrist” — frackin’ priceless.

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