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The Lounge: What's Your Sign Baby?

So y’all – it was my birthday last weekend.  With turning a year older and the self-reflection that comes with it (plus a little nudge from Holli) I decided to look up my horoscope.  I am a Pisces which is described as:

Pisces represents two fishes swimming in opposite directions, bound by a cord. The dualism implicit in its symbolism is a weakening principle, because the fishes strain against each other rather than support each other’s motion. This adds an element of vacillation to the way a Piscean thinks and acts, but it also suggests the ability to receive influences from multiple sources which, whilst tending to undermine self-will, gives the capacity for rounded awareness and instinctive understanding of how gain in one area results from loss in another.

As such a trait suggests, Pisceans are not known for being quick and decisive problem solvers. They are apt to see everything as a dilemma, riddled with numerous options and shades of possibility. A complex and idealistic sign, Pisces sets a high store on conscience and consequence, with the fear of causing upset to others often gaining the upper hand over the desire to assert one’s own interests. Highly sensitive and impressionable, Pisceans are either commended for their compassionate humility and sympathetic consideration, or berated for being weak-willed, gullible and lacking in focus.

That got me to thinking – what about….

Barack Obama – August 4, 1961 – Leo

Loyal, and sometimes rather traditional, Leos are, after all, a fixed sign. They’ll hold on to situations and people for a very long time before they give up. There is an unmistakable idealism to Leo’s view of the world and the people in it. Often, Leos have a very noble inner code that they answer to. Although on the surface, Leos appear rather confident, they can actually be some of the most humble souls around. They are the first to blame themselves when something goes wrong. Once again, it’s the Leonine self-importance at work, and this characteristic works in unexpected ways. Instead of being the conceited, self-absorbed show-offs of reputation, they are usually very self-aware, self-conscious, and, yes, even humble.

Hillary Clinton – October 26, 1947 – Scorpio

Scorpio holds the enviable reputation of being the most sexually magnetic, smoulderingly charismatic, and psychologically enigmatic of all the zodiac figures. Wonderful! … But there is, of course, a downside (no sign gets it all). Scorpio has also garnered the most derogatory collection of ‘keywords’, with its predilection for subtlety and self-preservation never far from the inference of craftiness, cunning, betrayal, and deceit. Throughout history, Scorpio has been subjected to ongoing slanderous assault: Considered a dark, defensive sign with subterranean drives and a powerful reservoir of emotional energy, Scorpio has often been used as a significator for liars, backstabbers, traitors, thieves, lechers, and all sorts of dubious users and abusers! In medieval times scorpions were emblems of evil, death, and the serving of self-interest, used as a token for Judas in Christian symbolism because of the deadly treachery implicit in their sting. [1] Fortunately – in view of such disparaging associations – Scorpios are also known for their impenetrable defences, and for their ability to beguile opponents into underestimating both their resilience, and the fixidity of purpose that fuels their interminable self-will.

George W. Bush – July 6, 1946

Crabs also have large pinching claws, and Cancer can hold onto things, especially from the past. Cancer are fiercely loyal and have a difficult time letting go. But Cancer are also quick to bring those you love inside the safety of your outer shell while you nurture them. Cancer love is protective, but unless tempered, can be smothering.

Cancer motto could be, “A good defense is the best offense.” Like a Crab in its cave, your attack can consist of baiting your opponent into your territory. What appears to be a retreat to others can be your best aggressive tactic. As you feel your way through life, building your security by developing your home and family relationships, remember that unexpressed anger can turn into resentment and depression, so find someone you can trust and share your feelings.

Hey maybe there is something to this astrology thing after all.


  1. spacemanspiff

    You gotta admit cg. We’ve got the crappiest sign.

    Fucking fish!?!?!?

    I’ve always digged Scorpio and Leo.

    I’m shallow like that.

  2. Steve M

    it really seems a shame not to post this diary at MyDD.

    Now let’s see who gets what I’m talking about.

  3. Neef

    Born a week before Barack, in the same year. I am horoscopically predisposed to be an Obamanaut =).

    On a potentially “TMI” note, I can totally believe Hill is a Scorp. I’ve had a crush on her since forever, and yes it was because I thought she was sexay.

  4. Holli De Groote

    However, I might be Ophiuchus

    The only description I was able find about this mysterious sign:    

    The 13 sign is between Scorpio and Sagittarius called Ophiucius (spelling?) also known as the unlucky sign. That will be on Dec. 21, 2012 when also Sagittarius arrow will be pointing exactly at center of the Milkyway. We will pass through what the Mayans called the Dark Rift, i.e. Galactic Center, and Leviathan, also known as the snake eating it’s tail (when looking at the Milky way). Astrology became Astronomy, there really one in the same unless your looking to find your fortune.

    Heh. Sound about right.

  5. fogiv

    …not that it means anything.  From the ‘Speaking of Which’ department:

    “Change!” was the rallying cry of the Obama campaign. But I don’t think President Obama or those who voted for him could possibly have known the magnitude of the changes that will occur in the short time ahead. The new administration’s astrological chart, cast at noon on Jan. 20, clearly indicates the potential for powerful sweeping changes within the government and the economy in the next four years.


    The Obama administration has a remarkable natal chart. This is the astrological chart depicting the signs of the Zodiac, the planets and houses, among other things, that is made at the birth of an individual-or in this case an administration. The chart clearly identifies this administration as one with a mission, an administration absolutely engaged in the calling of very public leadership, which can be seen from the numerous planets all in the sign of Aquarius and all in the 10th house (see Obama chart).

    Follow the link for the chart……  

  6. KLRinLA

    Close to my mother’s, so you are in excellent company.  Being a capricorn, I am naturally fiscally prudent, except when I go out to the bars for my yummies, mmm macallans.  Back in the day (2005) I bought a pair of jeans for $150- it still haunts my dreams.

    Didja do anything fun fer yer berfday?

  7. …like my mother, my daughter, and my partner.

    That means I’m well balanced, artistic, slightly bohemian, and always late to discussions about star signs, which I firmly don’t believe in – according to my stars

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