Interrogatories
Do you have good diplomatic skills?
Do you care at all, in the present, about fashion?
Did you care about it at all in the past?
Are you a good swimmer? Do you enjoy it?
Are you a good judge of character? Do you think such things can be judged via the Internet?
The Twitter Emitter
“Happy Nat. Teacher Appreciation Week! We’ll let you know if you’re cut, demoted, or eliminated before Friday. Sincerely, Tom Corbett.”
— Andrew Gatto (@AndrewGatto) May 9, 2013
The media is there so that we can despise something even more than Congress.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) May 9, 2013
Being from Iowa gives Chuck Grassley a unique perspective on immigration.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) May 9, 2013
I’m instituting a paywall to keep Politico away from me. $8.99 a month or I don’t read an article.
— David Dayen (@ddayen) May 9, 2013
I live in Manhattan which means i have to go to Florida if I want to hear a New York accent.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) May 9, 2013
You know those bounce houses at street fairs? In TX they’re required to carry more liability insurance than the West Fertilizer plant had.
— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) May 9, 2013
#Benghazi is similar to the climate crisis like so: whatever conservatives don’t understand is automatically assumed to be a hoax or coverup
— Bob Cesca (@bobcesca_go) May 9, 2013
Heritage Foundation President Jim DeMint denies allegations that the phrase “Heritage Foundation President Jim DeMint” is inherently racist
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) May 9, 2013
Every generation before and after me are horrible people who ruined the country.
— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) May 9, 2013
People opposed to same-sex marriages tend to be trapped in lame-sex marriages.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) May 9, 2013
I was quoted today in The Wall Street journal saying that pay walls are bad. I would share it, but it’s behind a pay wall. #truestory
— Hank Green (@hankgreen) May 10, 2013
I don’t understand the logic of thanking God for returning the kidnapped women and not blaming him for ignoring their pain for 10 years.
— Jean Esselink (@Uncucumbered) May 10, 2013