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The Twitter Emitter
This includes the best of the tweets during the manhunt last week:
Boston Bombing: a conspiracy by President Obama to take away your pressure cookers.
— A. Deno Vir, MD PhD (@Adenovir) April 18, 2013
Why are these morons on CNN still on the air and still talking? Better question, why am I watching CNN?
— Steve Weinstein (@steveweinstein) April 18, 2013
Why won’t White People denouce the violence from these white terrorists?!?
— Jeff Fecke (@jkfecke) April 18, 2013
Today I learned that as long as you start out your news report with, “We are hearing…” that you can say pretty much anything after that.
— Fake Dispatch (@Fake_Dispatch) April 19, 2013
RT @hijinksensue: “We don’t have any more information so we’re just going to be quiet for a few minutes.” – No cable news network ever.
— Ray Radlein (@Radlein) April 19, 2013
Area Reporter Totally Bluffs Knowledge of Chechen Terrorism Based on History Channel Thing He Saw One Time
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) April 19, 2013
. @hayesbrown OMG! The perpetrators are Caucasian! Always was something something fishy about them Caucasians…
— Jill Groce (@AuntJill) April 19, 2013
I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHICH SEASON OF 24 THIS IS.
— FakeSarahPalin (@FakeSarahPalin) April 19, 2013
Somewhere out there Boehner and Cantor are screaming, “stop the search for the killer, we can’t afford it”
— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) April 19, 2013
How far is Chechnya from Uzbeki-beki-beki-stan-stan?
— McKay Coppins (@mckaycoppins) April 19, 2013
This situation is going to end up making Dzhokhar a relatively unpopular name.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 19, 2013
He’s nineteen. Wait till midnight and you can lure him out with a Cool Ranch Doritos Loco Taco on a string.
— TBogg (@tbogg) April 19, 2013
“Step aside, officers. I’m from Reddit.”
— Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) April 20, 2013
BREAKING: NATION CHEERS END OF CNN’S COVERAGE
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) April 20, 2013
Remember when you watched 24 and you were like, “how can all that shit happen in one day?”
— Justin Robert Young (@JustinRYoung) April 20, 2013
i hope the tea party learned that boston, massachusetts is why we need government & west, texas is why we need government regulations
— Calvin (@Calloy811) April 20, 2013
I’m shocked that the suspect wasn’t captured by the free market and private citizens exercising their second amendment rights.
— Miles Kurland (@Malacandra) April 20, 2013
Interesting to know that our Senate just voted to allow guys like this to legally buy guns without a background check
— John Legend (@johnlegend) April 20, 2013
I think Roof Guy should make a public statement.
— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) April 20, 2013