Did you ever star in a school play?
Have you ever joined a fan club, and if so, whose?
If you came with a warning label, what would it say?
It’s National Stress Awareness Day. What is your biggest stressor these days?
Mushrooms – Sauteed, raw, or not at all?
The Twitter Emitter
The slippery slope fallacy seems like fun.Here goes: If we prevent gay people getting married, soon we’ll be preventing straight people.
— Ian Rennie (@theangelremiel) April 14, 2013
Being pro-choice doesn’t mean that you’d have an abortion. It just means you think the choice is yours, not the government’s. #TrustWomen
— Stronger Together (@UniteBlue) April 15, 2013
Cutting Social Security is like me not feeding my 3-yr old so I can buy another pair of expensive black shoes. bit.ly/17qZhLO
— Lipstick Liberal (@LipstickLibShow) April 15, 2013
If buying a gun was as difficult as now getting the morning after pill is, we’d be safe.
— Elayne Boosler (@ElayneBoosler) April 15, 2013
What if we raised our children to have values& empathy-not b/c of fear of God or a prize of heavenbut just b/c it was right?
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) April 15, 2013
I visited the Anne Frank house over the weekend, and wrote in the guestbook: “Disappointed that Justin Bieber isn’t still here.”
— Harry Shearer (@theharryshearer) April 15, 2013
Somebody give that man a hand #GameOfThrones
— slackadjuster (@slackadjuster) April 15, 2013
It’s a lot of pressure being the only person in your entire country who has freedom of speech.
— KimJongNumberUn (@KimJongNumberUn) April 12, 2013
Twitter does its best work in the first five minutes after a disaster, and its worst in the twelve hours after that.
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) April 15, 2013
I haven’t seen right wing gun and terror nuts this happy since Huckabee released his free squirrel pie recipe.
— Jeff Gauvin (@JeffersonObama) April 16, 2013