It’s Tax Day!
Did you get your taxes done in time? Do you do your own or have someone do them for you?
When you are sick with the flu, do you valiantly carry on or huddle at home in abject misery?
Do you have a green thumb?
Are you an introvert or extrovert?
The Twitter Emitter
Praying to alter your current state is acknowledgment that you think your omnescient perfect god has made a mistake.
— Edgar Allan Poe (@Edgar_Allan_Poe) April 8, 2013
What’s next in America — A movement to denounce the theory of gravity because it makes people heavy?
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) April 11, 2013
Freewill is just an illusion. I had no control over those cookies that went into my mouth.
— pastordan (@pastordan) April 12, 2013
Imagine what these gun people would call women if we talked about our vibrator collections the way they wax on about their guns.
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) April 12, 2013
If you want big news companies to fall over themselves in rush to address your complaint, be a conservative.
— Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser) April 12, 2013
13 oil spills in 30 days highlight need to build a massive new pipeline and hope for the best, say Republicans desmogblog.com/2013/04/11/inf…
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) April 12, 2013
Rubio: Criminals won’t follow laws so let’s make it easier for them to get guns and harder for law-abiding workers to become citizens.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) April 14, 2013
Shorter GOP: Criminals won’t follow laws but let’s just ban gay marriage and mandate transvaginal ultrasounds for the fun of it.
— Jason Febery (@JasonFebery) April 14, 2013
“To be fair, I haven’t read (the bill) in its totality, but I can tell you this,” I haven’t read the Constitution and I got elected. – Rubio
— James Morrison (@JamesPMorrison) April 14, 2013
Typos are the scourge of my existanxuovuv ce
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) April 14, 2013
The creator of Foursquare has just become mayor of His Parents’ Basement!
— Rob Kutner (@ApocalypseHow) April 14, 2013
New gun laws will prove ineffective, according to Republicans who say new voter ID laws will solve all our problems
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) April 14, 2013