If you had to create something and had an unlimited budget to do so, what would you create? If the world were in black and white and you were allowed to have just one thing in color, what would it be? Would you describe yourself as confident, insecure, or somewhere in between? What is the last song you heard on iPod, radio or CD?
The Twitter Emitter
The GOP economic plan: Decrease funds for social programs and increase gun sales. This way you have your choice of how to die. #p2
— Joseph J. Santorsa (@Marnus3) April 9, 2013
Would you hire someone who hates children to babysit your kids? Why would you elect a party who says they hate gov’t to run gov’t? #GOP
— DrLearnALot (@DrLearnALot) April 9, 2013
It’s OK, everybody. Mother Jones reporters were dressed as pimps at the time.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) April 9, 2013
NRA trying to encourage more black people to buy guns: “Coincidentally, it’s a great way to encourage our white members to buy more guns”
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) April 9, 2013
They say that Pot makes you violent. And lazy.I say making violent people lazy is the only crime prevention that works.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) April 9, 2013
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a very bad idea.
— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) April 9, 2013
Marco Rubio: “I’m outraged that Obama didn’t check with me before allowing Beyonce and Jay-Z to go to Cuba.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) April 10, 2013
Constitutionalist – n. a Republican who uses something that isn’t the constitution to stop the Senate from debating extremely popular bills
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) April 10, 2013
I was going to wear a cloak of invisibility, but I just couldn’t see myself in it.
— JerryThomas (@JerryThomas) April 10, 2013
If evolution was real, how could Mitt Romney have received 48% of the popular vote?
— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) April 10, 2013