Interrogatories
Do you think we’ll get flying cars in your lifetime? Do we really want them? Sports fans, who are your teams (any sport)? Are or were you athletic? What athletics or sports were you best at? Is the Designated Hitter really an abomination?
The Twitter Emitter
Why don’t I just destroy Satan? Because then I’d be stuck with no one to blame.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 3, 2013
What did people do on the toilet before cell phones?
— John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) April 3, 2013
I shy away from voicing my opinion that Dennis Rodman is a shitty diplomat.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) April 3, 2013
Facts are for colleges. All colleges are liberal. Thus, facts are liberal and should be ignored. #Conservatisming101
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) April 3, 2013
In Paul Ryan’s Bible Jesus doesn’t heal the elderly, he just gives them a voucher and wishes them good luck w/the insurance company
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) April 3, 2013
Republican theory of governance is based on the parental practice of beating the crap out of kids for their own good.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) April 3, 2013
Slippery-slope arguments start great, but before you know it Louie Gohmert says gun control could lead to bestiality:ow.ly/1UxRSl
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) April 4, 2013
Interesting that on Opposite Day you cannot declare that it is so.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) April 4, 2013
Has it ever occurred to you that maybe once in a while I’d like YOU to give ME a pony?
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 4, 2013
In polls, Terry McAuliffe leads Ken Cucinelli. That means he’ll win, since Cucinelli thinks coming from behind is illegal.
— Frank Vdl (@fvdlfvdl) April 4, 2013
FACT: new report shows rise in social media like Facebook and twitter have cut attention span in 45 percent of
— DC Debbie (@DCdebbie) April 4, 2013
It’s so nice to finally hear of a college sports scandal that didn’t involve rape. #lookingup
— Elayne Boosler (@ElayneBoosler) April 4, 2013