Interrogatories
Have you ever played an April Fool prank on anyone, and if so, what? What April Fool pranks have been played on you? What qualities do you require in a friend? Name one thing you will never, ever do. Do you like it where you live, or would you live elsewhere if circumstances and money allowed?
The Twitter Emitter
Dana Loesch says spoons are assault weapons. One assaulted her when it got stuck in the same place she keeps her facts.
— Count Istvan (@CountItsvan) March 29, 2013
North Korea declares that if you do that one more time they’ll turn this car right around and there will be no Disney trip
— Dave Wyllie (@journodave) March 29, 2013
North Korea is totally going to TP South Korea’s house, as soon as they get to South Korea and buy some TP.
— allanbrauer (@allanbrauer) March 30, 2013
This Kim Jong-un is a disaster. I wish his Dad had selected his smarter brother — Jeb.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 31, 2013
Really good way to gaslight your kids? Hide Easter eggs in all the places they just found them.
— John Berman (@JohnBerman) March 31, 2013
He Is Risen! But if he stays that way for more than four hours, call your doctor.
— Rachel Figueroa (@Jewyorican) March 31, 2013
wind power spill. solar pipeline leak. #thingsthatdontexist
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) March 31, 2013
Father, forgive them, for they know not what they doodle.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) March 31, 2013
Perino’s gonna hit the roof in October when they run the Mark Cuban Missile Crisis doodle.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) March 31, 2013
Exxon pipeline bursts in Arkansas: “Further proof the Keystone XL pipeline will create jobs. At least in environmental cleanup,” says GOP
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 31, 2013
I resent Egypt trying to ban satire. They should stick to the Republican method of just not getting it.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 31, 2013
.@michellemalkin Has Marco Rubio ever apologized for creating Daily Kos?
— Gen JC Christian (@JC_Christian) March 31, 2013
Speaker at our Teaparty rally made a great point. If Ted Cruz is really a scientologist, why did he accept role in “Top Gun”
— Gen JC Christian (@JC_Christian) March 31, 2013
Confusing Hugo and Cesar Chavez is funny. But not as funny as confusing Marco Rubio with a Latino leader.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 31, 2013
Every Google Doodle uproar comes down to the same thing: by not reaffirming my beliefs, you’re attacking me.
— Jesse Taylor (@jesseltaylor) March 31, 2013
Really digging the Cesar Chavez Google doodle.
— Jesus Christ (@Jesus_M_Christ) March 31, 2013