Top o’ the Tuesday to ya, Bombtemps!
Is there anything special you are looking forward to right now? Is there anybody that you envy? What have you learned recently? It’s National Spinach Day, how do you like your spinach? Do you ever practice austerity in your own life, such as cutting back on chocolate or coffee?
The Twitter Emitter
God is inside us all. He just happens to be located in the appendix.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) March 25, 2013
Did anyone else think that FGCU was an obscene texting acronym the first time they saw it?
— Will Bunch (@Will_Bunch) March 25, 2013
The most miraculous thing about Jesus was that he was the only white guy within 20 miles.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 23, 2013
Why does libertarianism fear the workings of power & greed in government, but ignore the same vices in business?
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) March 25, 2013
Bloomberg better get on Manischewitz. It’s basically a bag of sugar with a grape squeezed over it.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 25, 2013
Wayne LaPierre: “Mayor Bloomberg’s efforts to push for background checks are insane. He can’t buy America. Only the NRA can buy America.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) March 25, 2013
Reince Priebus: “Republican policies are not the problem. Our communications are the problem. We have to avoid communicating our policies”
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 26, 2013
You never hear stories about people who think their wives or girlfriends are intruders and pummel them with their fists or a baseball bat.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) March 26, 2013
Republicans want to protect the sanctity of marriage between a woman, a man and his mistress.
— DC Debbie (@DCdebbie) March 26, 2013
Justice Anthony Kennedy asks people “to stop referring to me as ‘the swing justice on gay marriage.'”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) March 26, 2013
I’m never going to finish reading the Internet if you people keep adding more pages.
— JerryThomas (@JerryThomas) March 26, 2013