Happy Saturday, Bombrewskis! I hope you are well on this fine sunny/rainy/snowy/foggy/none of the above morning. Now, where is my coffee?
Interrogatories
If you could be painted by any famous artist in history, who would you choose? If you could be photographed by any famous photographer in history, who would you choose? What fictional character do you most identify with? If your life story was made into a movie, who do you think should play you? (Don’t limit yourself to living actors if your favorite is no more.)
The Twitter Emitter
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Drones
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) March 8, 2013
To those who belief the Earth is a gift from God. How do you think He feels about us covering it in crap?
— Peter Flom (@peterflom) March 8, 2013
“No comment.” – Me, after every single prayer ever.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 8, 2013
Why is it that the rape discussion so often boils down to “arm the women” or “guard the women”? How about respect women and don’t rape them?
— ¡socratic! (@socratic) March 8, 2013
If wearing “sexy clothes”= asking for it, then owning belongings=asking to get robbed.
— King of Blackness (@JamilahLemieux) March 8, 2013
Rick Santorum: “Scientists say the earth hasn’t warmed like this for 11,000 years. Which is funny, because the earth’s only 6,000 years old”
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 8, 2013
Paul Ryan: “The Dow set a record closing high for the 4th straight day, proving once and for all that we need to cut Medicare now now now.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) March 8, 2013
McCain: “It’s wrong for Rand Paul to get libertarian kids in dorm rooms wound up about drones. He should be winding them up about #Benghazi“
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 8, 2013
People say follow your dreams, but I don’t want to go outdoors in my underwear.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) March 9, 2013
Mitt Romney said he lost because minorities love Obamacare. He lost because he says shit like that. thkpr.gs/XLZm8V
— DC Debbie (@DCdebbie) March 9, 2013
New White House rules mandate that any emails to Bob Woodward must be approved by 35 other people, at least 7 of whom must be psychologists
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 9, 2013