Good morning, Bombasticas! Did you sleep well? Grab some coffee and indulge my curiosity…
Interrogatories
Are you superstitious? Or are there any superstitions you can’t help but follow, in spite of not believing them? Do you believe in astrology, even just a little? Are you graceful or clumsy? Have you ever sued anybody? Have you ever been sued?
The Twitter Emitter
Oh look, the fake equivalence train is the only hi-speed rail out of DC.
— eclecticbrotha (@eclecticbrotha) March 1, 2013
GOP: “If Obama had any real leadership skills he would stop our party from destroying the economy.”
— United Liberals(@UnitedLiberals) March 1, 2013
Only a Vulcan mind meld will help with this congress. LLAP
— Leonard Nimoy (@TheRealNimoy) March 1, 2013
We must bring balance to the Force. #Sequester #JediMindMeld twitter.com/whitehouse/sta…
— The White House (@whitehouse) March 1, 2013
#YouMightBeARepublican if you use the heroes of 9/11 as props when you need them, but call them union thugs when you don’t want to pay them
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 2, 2013
Breaking: Bob Woodward to appear on “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” to discuss how Obama is making a spectacle of himself.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) March 2, 2013
With no Pope supervising, I bet most priests show up late for work on Sunday. #hungover #wearinglastnightscassock
— TBogg (@tbogg) March 2, 2013
Good evening.Do not panic, but due to an increase in chatter, the Bob Woodward Threat Level has been Increased to Orange
— Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) March 2, 2013
Used to be the President refused to negotiate w/terrorists. Now the terrorists refuse to negotiate w/the President #Teahadists #Sequester
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 2, 2013
Please retweet this to raise awareness for this tweet. #MakeADifference
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 2, 2013