Good morning
Questions! The first I found on Twitter and traced back to Reddit. The second is one kids always ask each other.
If you were granted access to Wikipedia of 100 years in the future for ten minutes only, what would you look up? Would you rather be able to turn invisible or fly? Would you rather cook dinner or clean up after? What’s easier for you, folding laundry or ironing it? Is your preferred car an automatic or manual transmission? Do you prefer your chee-tos baked or deep fried to a crackly crunch?
The Twitter Emitter
First the leftover SOTU stuff:
Jefferson gave SOTU in writing, most of the time a short: “‘The State of the Union is strong. Please RT.”
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 12, 2013
I just watched Rand Paul’s response. That guy is a cornucopia of American mediocrity.
— Andrew Gatto (@AndrewGatto) February 13, 2013
Considering it was the Speaker’s office, Marco Rubio is just lucky he didn’t accidentally grab one of John Boehner’s glasses 190 proof
— Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) February 13, 2013
Shorter Rubio: Don’t depend on the government the way my family depends on the government.
— ImperturbableEmpress (@EmpressLeNoire) February 13, 2013
And more recent:
It started in 1817, actually RT @steventdennis: POTUS has declared a disaster in Mississippi.
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) February 14, 2013
Maybe if the police spent less time chasing pot smokers they could spend more time chasing murderers and rapists
— Peter Flom (@peterflom) February 14, 2013
Rand Paul: “Everyone gets a chance to succeed based not on who your parents were but on your own initiative. My dad taught me that.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 14, 2013
Oh, well, now it’s Ted Cruz’s turn to be the token Latino. Someone tell him to stay away from the water.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 14, 2013
Rubio says his mouth was dry because he gave an interview before his big speech. At least when he’s President he won’t face stress like that
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 14, 2013
Lindsey Graham: “Please, talking about Marco Rubio sipping water is frivolous. We should be talking about my Benghazi conspiracy theories.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 14, 2013
Um, hello? My boobs are down here
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) February 14, 2013
The new GOP platform. Same as the old one, but now also available in Spanish.
— Frank Vdl (@fvdlfvdl) February 14, 2013
The two most popular gifts women receive on Valentine’s Day are a box of things that make her fat and a bouquet of things she can watch die.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 14, 2013
This day isn’t ending. I am just Force Quitting.
— Larry Madill (@larrymadill) February 14, 2013
In case you missed it: Wicked witches melt from water, and so do political careers. ow.ly/hGLOt
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 14, 2013