Buenas Dias, Bomberinos! Funny how these morning things keep inexorably rolling around again and again, faster and faster… unless you’re sick or have insomnia.
I have questions. Do you have insomnia often? How do you handle it, do you fight it and try to sleep or give up and do something? Leisure time: Do you kick back and relax (we call it “blobbing”) or do you get out and do things? Are you a morning person? If not, what time of day do you shine? Do you believe in ghosts? If so, have you encountered any?
Henry Tudor once said he wanted to build a car park in Leicester. I told him, “over my dead body”.
— Richard III (@HMRichardIII) September 14, 2012
Gov. Tom Corbett: “Pennsylvania won’t accept the Medicaid expansion because it limits our freedom to ignore the needs of the working poor.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 5, 2013
NRA: “Only way to stop a bad kid w/a gun is a good kid w/a gun. As long as neither shoots driver when bus is in motion” freakoutnation.com/2013/02/05/in-…
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 6, 2013
In Arkansas it is now legal to carry a concealed weapon in church. It is also legal to move the hell out of Arkansas.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 6, 2013
On the 8th day, God made a farmer. On the 9th day, the farmer hired some migrant workers.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 6, 2013
Dick Morris has a stellar future writing horoscopes.
— Frank Vdl (@fvdlfvdl) February 6, 2013
GOP: “Look, voters need to show ID, but gun buyers don’t, because votes can take money through TAXES, whereas guns merely take LIVES.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 6, 2013
I don’t believe in hell, but if I did Piers Morgan interviewing Ted Nugent would be showing on a lower down circle of it.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 6, 2013
Sometimes it’s easy to imagine God sighing and thinking “I gave them brains. What else do they want?”
— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) February 6, 2013
Liberals, don’t be knee-jerk about the memo. Obama is like LBJ – Vietnam sucked, but, hey, Civil Rights Act.
— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) February 6, 2013