Buenas Dias, Bomberinos! Funny how these morning things keep inexorably rolling around again and again, faster and faster… unless you’re sick or have insomnia.
I have questions. Do you have insomnia often? How do you handle it, do you fight it and try to sleep or give up and do something? Leisure time: Do you kick back and relax (we call it “blobbing”) or do you get out and do things? Are you a morning person? If not, what time of day do you shine? Do you believe in ghosts? If so, have you encountered any?
Twitter Time
Henry Tudor once said he wanted to build a car park in Leicester. I told him, “over my dead body”.
— Richard III (@HMRichardIII) September 14, 2012
Gov. Tom Corbett: “Pennsylvania won’t accept the Medicaid expansion because it limits our freedom to ignore the needs of the working poor.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 5, 2013
NRA: “Only way to stop a bad kid w/a gun is a good kid w/a gun. As long as neither shoots driver when bus is in motion” freakoutnation.com/2013/02/05/in-…
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 6, 2013
In Arkansas it is now legal to carry a concealed weapon in church. It is also legal to move the hell out of Arkansas.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 6, 2013
On the 8th day, God made a farmer. On the 9th day, the farmer hired some migrant workers.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 6, 2013
Dick Morris has a stellar future writing horoscopes.
— Frank Vdl (@fvdlfvdl) February 6, 2013
GOP: “Look, voters need to show ID, but gun buyers don’t, because votes can take money through TAXES, whereas guns merely take LIVES.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 6, 2013
I don’t believe in hell, but if I did Piers Morgan interviewing Ted Nugent would be showing on a lower down circle of it.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 6, 2013
Sometimes it’s easy to imagine God sighing and thinking “I gave them brains. What else do they want?”
— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) February 6, 2013
Liberals, don’t be knee-jerk about the memo. Obama is like LBJ – Vietnam sucked, but, hey, Civil Rights Act.
— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) February 6, 2013