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Newark Mayor Cory Booker called it his “come to Jesus moment” when he ran into a burning building to save a neighbor’s life.
Booker arrived home last night to discover his next-door neighbor’s house on fire, and rescued a young woman trapped upstairs by carrying here through the flames, suffering second-degree burns in the process.
I think we’ve all heard about the heroic actions of Mayor Booker and how Twitter erupted in admiration. I had so much fun constructing Cory Booker stories I thought I’d collect and share them. Feel free to add any you thought were funny.
When Cory Booker goes on Fox they tell the truth
When Cory Booker visited the planet Pandora the inhabitants put on Cory Booker avatars
The world standard for a meter is taken from a cast of the manly girth of Cory Bookers di…ameter
Booker was given A Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock and a thing which tells time he put the gun’s eye out
When Skynet became aware it heard of Cory Booker and killed itself
Upon meeting Cory Booker Mr. Spock wept with joy
Muhammad Ali called Cory Booker a bad man
Cory Booker can’t enjoy Mardi Gras for all the naked women throwing beads and trinkets at him
Michael Jackson learned to moonwalk by watching Cory Booker sleepwalk
Cory Booker can tell cats to sit and they do it every time
It has been foretold the only way the Cubs will ever win the world series is if Chicago elects Cory Booker
Ann Romney left the house and went to work because she heard Cory Booker was going to be her supervisor
When Cory Booker was born and the Doctor spanked his bum Cory beat him about the head and shoulders until he apologized
Cory Booker told Prince he looked better in purple
Miss Piggy left Kermit to be a groupie for Cory Booker
Cory Booker once expelled gas in the Sea of Japan…. Godzilla emerged
Cory Booker must be careful when he weeps as his tears have the same characteristics as Alien Blood
When Newt Gingrich went to build his moon base he found Cory Booker had already opened a Disneyworld
Satan lost his soul in a Texas Hold’em game to Cory Booker, Booker was holding a Jack Two
Cory Booker has no need for money his smile is legal tender
Cory Booker gave Stevie Wonder his first harmonica
The Scylla and Charybdis are trapped between Cory Booker
When they opened Pandora’s Box Cory Booker was in there playing spades
During forest fire season Cory Booker is hired by western states to spit out of airplanes
Cory Booker was found to be better than true love AND an MLT where the mutton is nice and lean
Cory Booker was forced to fight Miyamoto Musashi in honorable combat..Decapitated him with a Popsicle stick
Mace Windu was Padawan to Cory Booker
Cory Booker once swam the Atlantic and was tragically sideswiped by a ship. #RIPHMSTitanic
When Cory Booker visits Africa he must be mindful not to wave in concern for the hurricanes that would certainly spawn
Stephen Hawking once received a kiss on the forehead from Cory Booker and awoke knowing calculus
When discussing Cory Booker Shaft shuts his mouth
When Cory Booker’s doctor lifts his testicles to check for a hernia he has to use a forklift
When Cory Booker appears to jump in the air it is actually the earth fleeing his approach
The power of Cory Booker’s will fuels Green Lanterns in 3 full galaxies
Cory Booker once fell out of a 10 story building and broke the earth’s leg
When spoken through the Weirding module the name Cory Booker kills. #KwisatzHaderach
I heard as a child Cory Booker urinated in an S-10 pickup truck. That vehicle is now Optimus Prime
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