America. I have to tell you. Your worst fears have been realized.
It’s true. All of it.
Every radical statement made about you is true. You are so much – so much! – worse than you believe. Your Progressivism is the little tickle that you think is a cold – but it’s lung cancer. Your Conservatism is the little itch that you think might be poison oak – but it’s flesh-eating bacteria. Nothing is what you think it is, and everything is as bad as possible.
Jon Stewart, at the feet of The Master, explains.
Consider this a terrifyingly true Open Thread.