For the Sunday Sofa Surfers amongst us, tonight presents a choice of Bruisers or Blusterers.
Sacking vs. Speechifying.
Saints vs. Sarah.
Tackles vs. Terrorists.
Brees vs. Barbie.
Careering vs. Comedy.
Manning vs. Moose Meat.
Force vs. Falsehoods.
Colts vs. Crazy.
Beers vs. Bullsh*t…..
Take it away, sricki!
From sricki, who simply couldn’t resist:
I just couldn’t let this pass. Sarah Palin is the dimmest politician I have ever seen. She makes Dubya look like a genius — for serious. Even he didn’t need to cheat off his hand.
All Bush needed was some wiring. From a 2004 debate:
At least Bush used modern technology (bulky and relatively primitive though it appears to be). Palin, on the other hand, went old school. Guess she really is the old fashioned, folksy conservative she claims to be! Now we see how Palin skirted through high school and college — hand notes! None of that newfangled technology for her. The AP brings us this photo from last night (or if you’re Kysen, from tonight around 7 PM — that’s some fancy reporting, isn’t it, Kysen?):
Can you read that, kids? What were these super-secret, uber-complicated notes she had to have written on her hand to keep herself from fumbling? Is it a quadratic equation? A list of all the countries in the UN? Ronald Reagan’s legislative accomplishments? The story of man’s creation? Theory of relativity? A complicated chemical equation, carefully balanced? An explanation of light and dark reactions in photosynthesis and a diagram of the Calvin cycle? Want a closer look? Zooooooooom in!
That’s right, everyone! GOP-style rocket science here:
Lift American spirits
Oh, and also something she crossed out that I can’t read. Yeaaahhhhhh… she changed her mind about a topic, and to make sure she didn’t discuss it anyway, she marked it through. The next time someone jokes about Barack Obama’s teleprompter, we now have the perfect comeback: old timey, handmade palm pilot! And this isn’t the first time she’s used this trick. With a bit of digging and some tedious research, I’ve obtained a picture of a similar prompt from Palin’s college days:
For those of you who watched the speech last night (tonight, Kysen?), you may be feeling a bit down in the dumps. Thinking about hurting yourself, even? There’s only one solution, boys and girls. Only one way to get the words (and voice) of that blathering bimbo out of your heads.
You guessed it:
People can say what they want about the Dems, but at least I’ve yet to see juvenile hand cheating out of anyone on the left. Rock on, kids!
Annnnnnnd back to Kysen! (Does this make us co-hosts?)
Thank you, sricki, for your crack reporting!
Since Palin has already wowed (Sham-wowed, even…emPHAsis on SHAM) the Teabaggers, I guess it is football and junk food for me!
Over on CBS, Super Bowl XLIV (that’s Super Bowl 44 for the non-Romans) is scheduled to kick off at 6:00pm(EST).
I’m still rootin’ for the Saints….been rootin’ for ’em for a week now. 😉
What are your thoughts?
Who are you rooting for?
Do you give a damn?
Tastes Great or Less Filling?
(Déjà vu, anyone?)
This is an Open Thread: Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law…