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Since 2008 – Progress Through Politics

Tubes for the Week of April 13 through April 17, 2009

Another week, another dollar. Whoa…wait…when the hell did I get a raise?

Monday April 13, 2009 in 100 seconds.

Why does shooting people in this manner seem to give so many guys hard-ons?

Palin is getting worse. Is that even possible? Headzup explains.

In the words of a great thinker: “She sucks”.

Tuesday April 14, 2009 in 100 seconds.

Ok, more men using gun violence as viagra…oh wait. PUPPY. Aw, isn’t he a cute widdle biddle bubby.

On a more personal note, the Minnesota Senate grinds on. It needs to be over. I know the truth hurts Norm, but listen to Jughead and quit holding Minnesota’s second Senate seat hostage for the republican party.

If you have even a shred of dignity left Norm, just go away for all of our sakes (including your own).

Wednesday April 15, 2009 in 100 seconds.

Really fox. What can you say?

The Onion brings an important announcement about your money.

I also have the proper disposal methods for the currency in question. Please e-mail me and I will provide you with a very safe drop off location.

Glenn Beck just loves teabagging.

Heh. He cracks me up. Sorta. Then he scares the shit out of me.

Even prisons are feeling the pinch. The Onion roots out the story.

Hyper inflation in our prisons!

Thursday April 16, 2009 in 100 seconds.

Objectivity on fox? You decide.

It is official. The ACLU has succesfully sued for the release of CIA torture memos under the bush regime.

Which one do I want?

A. Forgive past illegal behavior.  

B. Investigate and punish individuals in power that constructed this new policy.  

C. Waterboard bush, Cheney, Rove, Rice, Gonzalas, Rumsfield, et al.

Hm. That is a tough choice. Can we do two out of three?

Then there is the bush side of this story.

Seems about right. I am afraid I have met too many nutty judges in my career.

Friday April 17, 2009 in 100 seconds.

When a person starts with a violent solution to a problem, I generally stop listening to them. I am much more impressed with brains over brawn.

This song parody tube by Versusplus is over seven months old. Somehow it seems so fresh after this past week.

And the title struck a nerve for me. I will be signing off my internet service next Wednesday, and am not sure when I will start back up. I am experiencing a bit of separation anxiety. Ah well, it is summer, and I plan on being very busy for the next while. Whilst I am considering a GCW diary, I will have to pull deep and funny to do so here. We shall see.

Goodbye for now. Catch you on the other side.  


  1. sricki

    Don’t you GBCW us though. We’ll allow you time to finish moving and settle in, but then you’d best be back with us at all times. We wuvs our Holz, and we shall miss her while she is away. ; )

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